1.Money is no everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
, J, s& N! K0 X7 M/ Q/ V$ y& u钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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. ]9 H5 d/ H0 c2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
7 k$ k% h3 m# P8 G: k, R, o7 n: }. h每个人都应该热爱动物--因为它们很好吃。! `( x9 l" a, D5 C
F6 z( p% H5 d( |3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.5 J+ g6 E. a) L# ^) I. c& E
要节约用水, 所以要和女友一起洗澡。
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+ k" Y$ s5 u1 C) H4.Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.
3 M2 W& j& s% \$ \/ |要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
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! ?: T$ Z9 S6 [/ S- g6 }3 o5.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.: f2 u$ ^( U5 s" x+ x: C; y
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 快乐不是永久的嘛。4 N, l6 z" s1 J
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6.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.7 z6 Y7 d8 ^9 g0 ?
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。! z& q3 r' L" u
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7.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
1 t- o; v; V& @9 J _成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(关系)。
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8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.+ W/ ~# ^; G! f- C$ B
不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。8 E: w% K) A, Z7 v' |9 X. e
! I4 g" O- H8 r9 Z9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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" t4 m: a2 O! s, s4 d10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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. i0 d+ b+ q! c+ e3 S11.”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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7 F/ m6 L% F' `* x, n5 U: c3 z12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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13.”Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk?
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: j. u( K+ I: ~& k, ?. H% C, L14.”Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
& m+ r' \* r% N8 c8 w/ { P* t“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。9 w0 g- V3 Z, l
s$ g z8 V6 z15.God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.$ X5 W n7 [1 _' T
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。: y: o3 Q" k0 M5 `1 E4 H7 u
; W1 p1 V; m: g/ ?; D16.When two’s company, three’s the result!
# D& F9 m3 Q9 r1 |两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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17.A dress is like a barbed fence.
" ~+ Q3 h3 Q1 J( Z1 rIt protects the premises without restricting the view.
: \& E" C0 n/ F# N9 _( u' E3 [服饰就象铁丝网,她阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。
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18.The more you learn, the more you know. 2 L' b; z' }( I% q0 ]% V
The more you know, the more you forget.
3 @2 x# c. U0 A1 |0 WThe more you forget, the less you know.
3 \2 G$ X4 _8 o; \6 Z( \- }So why bother to learn?
3 @; m; |7 Q: D8 ^学得越多,知道得越多,知道得越多,
5 _! X" X# I2 y/ k忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道得越少,6 I* F" C7 _% }& ` @
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