1.Money is no everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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5 P3 ?: W5 S2 b: Z; A/ f4.Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.
# _' s$ y6 M z/ P( s要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
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5.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.. l/ |! J' R) `1 {0 h
再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 快乐不是永久的嘛。2 V9 ~- U: @9 ]- z8 I' Q& s k% {. g0 I
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6.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.: P6 X6 }8 L ^8 I
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。
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7.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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& ~$ }2 `7 y3 [( b1 R4 ~8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.- h2 t; e6 s# N
不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。
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9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.+ \ ^4 o# R! j/ U
爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。# O, t2 `. b6 \/ ?% b" A! R( c3 _+ _
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10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.0 M2 Y8 y L, V- F1 ]
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0 g! {8 O0 X/ H11.”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.6 I) ~, ?: f6 j7 C8 I$ z; \3 K& Q* o
“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会儿吧。
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12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.% \3 e8 ?6 e) C: t
应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律地在每个上午都醒来。
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$ k' L+ p) v" G5 U+ \3 T13.”Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk?
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14.”Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!
5 H% G7 j1 j& _7 c“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。
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5 x- l) x' j( P- K0 x! W15.God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.
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. ]9 R/ e5 I3 r6 {% L16.When two’s company, three’s the result!% s# ?/ D+ l8 [- l
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$ U0 @1 b0 F; n, d$ _! L17.A dress is like a barbed fence.
- E2 g) U" b1 R3 D% H6 j- wIt protects the premises without restricting the view.9 N1 D/ Z; o b+ Q
服饰就象铁丝网,她阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。
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$ ~7 c$ F) e; l# r( V% i* V6 u18.The more you learn, the more you know.
# ~: B: D4 ?- k7 l$ L: C+ YThe more you know, the more you forget.
% z, m O, ?8 w; q0 y W" WThe more you forget, the less you know.
9 F- q# M; X" @, `( uSo why bother to learn?4 t7 W0 c$ S% {' n, _- Z( ?2 Q
学得越多,知道得越多,知道得越多,
5 J/ |& G: z; R7 D% k( n) G6 D忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道得越少,+ B2 I0 m( { x( g* Y
那为什么学来着?
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