1.Money is no everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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9 I0 ^1 u r a7 R, I5 k2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.: F$ r1 F% D( T- T: W9 y% a
每个人都应该热爱动物--因为它们很好吃。' k0 Q0 j# J l1 _. q
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3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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4.Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.. C3 \& U& d( z4 i. _
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5.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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6.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.% m! V4 k V7 V6 v
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。; Q @, u! H3 a. x
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7.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
7 h. {5 r. j' v' B0 p成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(关系)。
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+ Z0 q+ C: E7 q" B( T8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.' ~8 g3 v9 x7 m# z
不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。
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: C; N; V2 y2 m4 c, J7 o1 `' }9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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2 ]1 O9 R0 B9 z. G; [! a11.”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.+ Y- U% E. H2 U7 S, w6 t
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+ v1 b& @/ x& [ g5 \$ \/ L3 Q+ t13.”Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk?
1 M+ E" L1 y. E" ?“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。! _$ i: u* T' J' r3 E
! K4 |+ g' l4 G) N- A14.”Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!& E2 X% G7 z% K( ~0 V
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。
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5 y, j- r# Q. f' @9 j5 G0 u15.God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.
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16.When two’s company, three’s the result!
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17.A dress is like a barbed fence.
& u+ F4 h) ]3 ~/ F" n' ^* k6 zIt protects the premises without restricting the view.! u2 \9 \; t5 k( f
服饰就象铁丝网,她阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。0 ?. A) K/ m/ G* w
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18.The more you learn, the more you know.
$ j. e: C _ [' Y7 p) i- v6 kThe more you know, the more you forget." s: \5 j* j" P `- {$ o9 S
The more you forget, the less you know.
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忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道得越少,
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