1.Money is no everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.# a( S: m2 M+ }6 ~* a" P
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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2.One should love animals. They are so tasty.
6 x3 J: x! P8 U3 |6 H' j' E每个人都应该热爱动物--因为它们很好吃。3 h- e! s* Z/ B: a2 }0 R+ \' b
$ J, o7 w7 W4 C9 ]# ~! P2 [/ ?; T3.Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.0 x- x# k' h0 ?2 V' f) m% M: Q
要节约用水, 所以要和女友一起洗澡。( A* I' `1 H H" L! T8 t
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4.Love the neighbour. But don’t get caught.
" b4 A6 |2 v0 }4 k% x要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道。
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5.Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
" _: d4 I8 a' D8 G' P( a再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 快乐不是永久的嘛。& P* U/ d0 k( u/ e& r
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6.The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.: O% \5 D, e! {6 I; Z4 Q7 f @- h
聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来。" ^* d1 h7 N; L& R
, [, Z. Q( }3 L6 T* C: S" q# C7.Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
5 ~2 f7 g+ S! A: ~; [- m0 c+ R成功是一个相关名词,它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(关系)。
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2 c! K) i9 h$ y. B, N0 }8.Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 r1 n& f. G* s3 t: ?不要等明天交不上差再找借口,今天就要找好。
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& R8 n! ~$ v2 f0 }+ p+ }& p9.Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
4 ?& _; B$ i2 q# g2 ?. X+ g' {爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。# g* w% T# I0 a+ o& T) u0 ^5 L
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10.Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.2 ^9 \& K+ H# { L: P) p& z, q5 y
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。, F1 u+ g* C8 ~ e
/ N" ^3 b. z1 S- n11.”Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.
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12.There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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13.”Hard work never killed anybody.” But why take the risk?
% P& n7 }3 [& C+ ~% G“努力工作不会导致死亡!”不过我不会用自己去证明。
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+ B9 e! I* h9 i- X/ ]14.”Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!& ?9 J( c- g5 P: R& b& n
“工作好有意思耶!”尤其是看着别人工作。
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15.God made relatives. Thank God we can choose our friends.6 I4 L; Q, T# r, \9 p4 b
神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。( k# k1 {* B3 @- a& Z6 ^
- H. @+ e- S3 D: p16.When two’s company, three’s the result!
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, i$ p+ l& w' o+ ]6 H) a2 {2 k17.A dress is like a barbed fence. & E, w6 q/ n/ S* U# W
It protects the premises without restricting the view.1 \* ~7 K8 E8 p* w G9 K, @
服饰就象铁丝网,她阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。
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18.The more you learn, the more you know. 3 ?5 k5 O$ b' s R
The more you know, the more you forget.
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So why bother to learn?* F2 n' z. j1 t! H, Q8 Y& _
学得越多,知道得越多,知道得越多,! S, r+ g0 ^% y1 X5 C
忘记的越多,忘记的越多,知道得越少,( h8 [' k+ s. C) [( f+ W
那为什么学来着?
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